Category Archives: Cats
Chat Poli
« Si je préfère les chats aux chiens, c’est parce qu’il n’y a pas de chat policier. » — Jean Cocteau
• “If I prefer cats to dogs, it’s because there are no police cats.”
Cat as a Hat

Moz mit Mog (see “Fanny the Cat and Morrissey”) (photo © 2010 by Jake Walters)
Patterned Pussy

Cat on a prayer-mat (viâ Cats in Islam)
(click for larger)
Cosmocator

AI-generated psychedelic cosmic cat (image from Etsy)
Peri-Performative Post-Scriptum
• cosmocrator ← κοσμοκράτωρ (kosmokrátōr, “cosmocrator”), from κόσμος (kósmos, “universe”) + κράτωρ (krátōr, “ruler”) (etymology at Wiktionary)
Tiger Time
Kuching bĕrtandok, “When cats have horns” — Malay proverb used in Anthony Burgess’s Time for a Tiger (1956).
Pards Paired
Post-Performative Post-Scriptum…
pard, n.¹ A panther, a leopard; (also) an animal resembling these. Now archaic.
pard, n.² A partner, esp. a male partner; a comrade, a mate.
• Oxford English Dictionary
Mosquey Moggy

The Turkish shorthair cat Gli in the Hagia Sophia, Istanbul (viâ Cats in Islam)
Moz on Mogz
“The basic fascination I have with cats is nothing unusual. I find them very intelligent and very superior. And I feel entranced by them. If I see one in the street I feel immediately drawn to the cat. I have a friend, Chrissie Hynde [the singer with The Pretenders], she’s exactly the same. You can be walking with her along the street, she sees a cat, she walks away. You continue to walk on, talking to no one. You look around and she’s crouched down with a cat in a hedge. I’m exactly the same way. I’m fascinated by them.” — “Morrissey on… privacy, the Queen and The Smiths”, The Daily Telegraph, 17vi11
Chatalogue des Choses
Cats divide inanimate objects into two great classes:
1. Things they are frightened of.
2. Things they can climb inside.
From How it Works: The Cat (Ladybirds for Grown-Ups 2016)



