In “Hymn to Herm”, I wrote about a religion based on √2, or the square root of two, the number that, multiplied by itself, equals 2. In the religion, neophytes learn the mystery and majesty of this momentous number when they try to calculate its exact value. The calculation involves adding and subtracting fractions based on powers of two. The first step is this: 1 x 1 = 1. So that’s too small. Add 1/2^1 = ½ and re-multiply: 1½ x 1½ = 2¼. Too big. So subtract 1/2^2 = ¼, and re-multiply. 1¼ x 1¼ = 1+9/16. Too small. Add 1/8 and re-multiply. 1+3/8 x 1+3/8 = 1+57/64. Too small again. Add 1/16 and re-multiply. And so on.

In effect, what the neophytes are doing is calculate the digits of √2 in binary, or base two. When the multiplication is too small, put a 1; when it’s too big, put a 0. Like this:

1 x 1 = 1 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1·…

1½ x 1½ = 2¼ > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·0…

1¼ x 1¼ = 1+9/16 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1·01…

(1+3/8) x (1+3/8) = 1+57/64 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1·011…

(1+7/16) x (1+7/16) = 2+17/256 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·0110…

(1+13/32) x (1+13/32) = 1+1001/1024 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1.01101…

(1+27/64) x (1+27/64) = 2+89/4096 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1.011010…

(1+53/128) x (1+53/128) = 1+16377/16384 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1·0110101…

(1+107/256) x (1+107/256) = 2+697/65536 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·01101010…

(1+213/512) x (1+213/512) = 2+1337/262144 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·011010100…

(1+425/1024) x (1+425/1024) = 2+2449/1048576 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·0110101000…

(1+849/2048) x (1+849/2048) = 2+4001/4194304 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·01101010000…

(1+1697/4096) x (1+1697/4096) = 2+4417/16777216 > 2, so √2 ≈ 1·011010100000…

(1+3393/8192) x (1+3393/8192) = 1+67103361/67108864 < 2, so √2 ≈ 1·0110101000001…

Mathematically naïve neophytes, seeing the process miss 2 by smaller and smaller amounts on either side, might imagine that eventually the exact root will appear and the calculations end. But they would be wrong. They could work a year or a million years: they would never calculate the exact square root of two. There is no ratio of whole numbers, *a*/*b*, such that *a*^2/*b*^2 = 2. In other words, √2 is an irrational number, or number that can’t be represented as a ratio of integers (please see appendix for the proof).

This discovery, made by Greek mathematicians more than two millennia ago, is both mind-boggling and world-shattering. In fact, it’s mind-boggling in part because it’s world-shattering. √2 shatters the world because the world is too small to contain it: in the words of the Cult of Infinite Hermaphrodites, “Were the sky all parchment, the seas all ink, and gulls all plucked for quills”, the square root of two could not be recorded in full. This is far more certain than tomorrow’s sunrise, because predicting tomorrow’s sunrise depends on fallible scientific reasoning from incomplete knowledge. Proving the irrationality of √2 depends on infallible mathematical reasoning.

At least, it’s as close to infallible as human beings can get. But that’s another part of what is mind-boggling about √2. A finite, feeble human being, with a speck of soon-decaying brain, can prove the existence of things larger than the universe. A few binary digits of √2 are shown above. Here are a few more:

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The distribution of 1’s and 0’s seems effectively random, as though the God of Mathematics were endlessly tossing a coin, putting 1 for heads, 0 for tails. Yet √2 is the opposite of a random number. Change a single digit anywhere and it ceases to be √2. Every 1 and every 0 is rigidly determined by “unalterable law”. So are the position and magnitude of the digits of √2 in every other base. Here, for example, is √2 in base 4:

1· 112220021321212133303233030210020230233230103121232222111133 103320322313230011311010213131100212131220233112100230012121 303020222211133210012002013111...

Another word for base-4 is DNA: genes are in fact written in a base-4 code based on the chemicals guanine, adenine, thymine and cytosine, or G, A, T, C for short. If the digits of √2 are truly random, in the statistical sense, then all genomes, actual and potential, occur somewhere along its length: yours, mine, the Emperor Heliogabalus’s, Bilbo Baggins’, the sabre-toothed tiger’s, the dodo’s, and so on. But almost all the “DNA” of √2 in base-4 will be meaningless: although √2 is the opposite of random, it is effectively a typing chimpanzee. Or a typing worm – a type-worm. √2 is like an endless worm that types out its own segments on a typewriter with two keys (for binary numbers) or four keys (for quaternary numbers) or ten keys (for decimal numbers) and so on.

But √2 doesn’t just encode the genomes of individual people, animals and plants: it encodes everything they do throughout their lives. In fact, it encodes the entire universe. And perhaps the universe is √2 or some number like it. Perhaps, in some sense, everything exists within the digits of an irrational number, or a sufficiently large rational number. If so, then √2 has become aware of itself through human beings: the World as Worm has bitten its own tail.

**Appendix: Proof of the irrationality of √2**

1. Suppose that there is some ratio, *a*/*b*, such that

2. *a* and *b* have no factors in common and

3. *a*^2/*b*^2 = 2.

4. It follows that *a*^2 = 2*b*^2.

5. Therefore *a* is even and there is some number, *c*, such that 2*c *=* a*.

6. Substituting *c* in #4, we derive (2*c*)^2 = 4*c*^2 = 2*b*^2.

7. Therefore 2*c*^2 = *b*^2 and *b* is also even.

8. But #7 contradicts #2 and the supposition that *a* and *b* have no factors in common.

9. Therefore, by *reductio ad absurdum*, there is no ratio, *a*/*b*, such that *a*^2/*b*^2 = 2. Q.E.D.